Tag: Assassin’s Creed

Total War: Patch Coming

Two armies line up on the field of battle. The Roman legions on one side, the barbarian invaders on the other. Romans in their tightly packed formation, shields raised ready to hold their line. The barbarians rush across the field screaming insults hurling spears at the Roman lines. Closer and closer they come, their frenzied charge has nearly found its target. Then suddenly the barbarians turn around, retreat to their original position. The Roman commander looks on mystified as the barbarians try this stunt several more times. That scenario was a common one with the initial release of the latest installment of Total War series from Creative Assembly.… Read the rest

Quest for a Better DLC

Earlier this week I was watching a friend play the game DLC Quest. This game seemed determined to embody many annoying aspects of games such as excessive back tracking, constantly needing upgrades, and requiring you to buy a DLC pack for even the simplest of things. My favorite parts were when the game poked fun at nonsensical happenings in games – a spiraling random encounter screen explained by the villain just as what ‘always happens’ when someone comes across him or the main character, called Player, refusing a side quest saying “I don’t even know you. Solve your own problems.… Read the rest